West Village Man Mauled by Winter Coat

Friday, December 11th, 12:30 PM: An unidentified Bleecker Street man was viciously attacked this Friday by an animal bearing resemblance to a winter coat and hat. From the photo below, the beast appears to be a new breed of bear, dog and raccoon, but there have been no such reports of tri-breeding.  (We don’t even know how it would work). Also, the Bronx Zoo has not reported any animals missing.

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