Friday, December 11th, 12:30 PM: An unidentified Bleecker Street man was viciously attacked this Friday by an animal bearing resemblance to a winter coat and hat. From the photo below, the beast appears to be a new breed of bear, dog and raccoon, but there have been no such reports of tri-breeding. (We don’t even know how it would work). Also, the Bronx Zoo has not reported any animals missing.
West Village Man Mauled by Winter Coat