NYC Snowstorm Reeks Havoc on Stretch Hummer Limos

“It’s an utter disgrace,” said Tommy Perlman, a New Yorker whose stretch Hummer limo was forced to park 8 inches from the curb at Rolf’s Bar and Restaurant on Sunday.  “And I don’t mean ‘utter’ like a cow’s udders. I mean it’s like a big disgrace.  A big, utter disgrace,” Perlman continued.

Snow was clearly visible on Perlman’s man Uggs as he slammed the limo’s door and opened a cooler full of Miller High Life.

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